The year is 2060.
It’s no longer Thanksgiving. It’s pre-Christmas.
People buy Christmas trees in April.
All children by age 8 are required to work in Toy Shops.
People begin worshipping Santa.
Macys joins the Illuminati and together take over the government.
Furbies and Talking Elmo’s grow minds of their own and murder the masses.
We are doomed.
And now, the weather.